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It was a GAS

This Darts Excuse submitted by Reva'y at 2:58 AM on 2/27/01.
I own a beer joint in Altus Oklahoma. Several of my customers and I are avid shooters, always practicing for the upcoming dart league. Recently, I was shooting some GREAT darts, my game was right on the money. We had just started a new game of wild card cricket. I was just releasing my dart when I heard a huge WHOOOOOMP behind me. Needless to say, my dart missed the board completly. One of my regular customers had a bad case of gas, and wasn't too shy about holding it in. After a giggle from my female friends, the game continued. Well, he did it two more times while I was shooting. Before long, I was laughing so hard I couldn't throw worth anything!! Every time I would get up to shoot, I would think about him passing gas and burst into laughter. I didn't win the game, but I think I should make him a "Best Passer Gasser" award!

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