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The Tales:
Just
Right!
Nice Bust!
Smoke Gets in Your Eyes"
Tournament, Loretta Osgood, 8/95
Best-Dressed in Blacksburg, J
Robbie "Hood" Hickerson, 7/95
"Just
Right"
by Rick Osgood
On one Friday afternoon, just before a major
Houston Tournament, a certain internationally known lady Pro stopped
by our darts shop to pick up a few supplies. This was several hours
before the event was scheduled to start, and she had just flown in
from out-of-state.
After greeting her, I noticed that she had some
sort of white powder all over her hands and wrists. Some of it had
spread onto her sleeves and other clothing. Assuming that she had
spilled something while in the car, I asked if she would like to
"wash-up" before doing her shopping.
"Oh, NO!" She practically recoiled at the
suggestion.. "I put rosin on my hands before I left home, and my
hands are EXACTLY the way I want them to be for throwing darts this
weekend."
She then added: "I won't wash my hands until the
tournament is over Sunday night. My hands are JUST RIGHT the way they
are now!"
We didn't say another word about it, just helped
her with her purchases, and waved a friendly goodbye at her
when she left...
"Nice
Bust!"
Dean Nicholas
Southern Tier Dart League - Binghamton, NY,
USA
I was watching one of the fellows on my team
throwing his singles match and after some time left himself at 32.
His next turn he busted on his 32.
I yelled out: "Nice
bust!"
At that exact time the very lovely bar maid was
walking by and replied "Why, thank you very much!"
Best-Dressed in Blacksburg
J Robbie "Hood" Hickerson, Blacksburg Area
Darters 7/95
"Several seasons ago, a team called the Bullseye
Bitches (made up of all women, no surprise) were set to play my team
The Throws of Despair, on the last night of league. We were in first
place and they were in last, but their whole concept, all season
long, wasn't to be able to be in first place particularly, but to
distract the opposition. They wore very little clothes, the clothes
they did wear were very sexy, they fixed up their make up and perfume
like they were going to a prom, and looked great!
We thought it was a great thing, and decided to
get into the spirit of the night. Our team showed up for the match,
all in dress pants, button down work shirts, ties, and our finest
church shoes, looking our best. That alone was unusual enough for our
scruffy bunch, but we had another surprise.
Just before the match started, we walked to the
line, dropped our pants, and played the whole match in our shirts,
ties, and boxer shorts (we wore our most outrageous ones at that, I
think my own had batman all over them). It was great fun, pictures
were taken, many beers consumed, and we got some awfully strange
looks from the occasional non-league folks that walked in.
All in all, one of the funnest dart nights we've
had. Of course, I keep wondering when those pictures are going to
come back to haunt us, guess I can't run for President.........shoot
'em with a smile".
For more Funny Darts Stories, see: Darts Shop Tales